DM, 11/3

Date: 2024-11-04 04:42 pm (UTC)
lineman: (035)
From: [personal profile] lineman
If you want to make a personal trade, I can offer you lemon donut holes. [...] What [...] can you offer in return?.

DM, 11/3

Date: 2024-11-04 06:17 pm (UTC)
lineman: (037)
From: [personal profile] lineman
Oh, I don't know. [...] I am trying to be a bitch, but honestly I am fine with you having some donut holes.

Delivery, 11/4, late afternoon

Date: 2024-11-05 12:52 am (UTC)
lineman: (043)
From: [personal profile] lineman
[A baker's dozen of lemon donut holes, a bit lumpy. The donut holes have been delivered in a mason jar. Although ostensibly lemon-flavored, the donuts—humbly made and not too sweet—also taste strongly of apple. A note has been tied to the top of the jar with a bit of twine.]

I want the jar back.

- John Hwang

DM, 11/7

Date: 2024-11-07 09:15 am (UTC)
lineman: (043)
From: [personal profile] lineman
[An unusual picture, difficult to identify at first: someone wearing a necklace made of sparkly plastic beads over, a black turtleneck. The lower half of the person’s face is visible, mouth arranged in a straight, expressionless line… Upon closer inspection, the necklace wearer and subject of the selfie is John.]

Hello, Evening. Thank you for the honey candies, the children enjoyed them. Lucy made a necklace out of the beads.

DM, 11/7

Date: 2024-11-07 06:05 pm (UTC)
lineman: (011)
From: [personal profile] lineman
My sister's students. I have no children, that I am aware of.

No need to thank. Good luck today, if you are venturing out to deal with the horde. And good luck, too, if you are sheltering.